Metaspeak 1.0 (2018)

This is my first attempt at algorithmically writing English text. Metaspeak draws from a vocabulary database and stochastically combines pre-defined sentence types into paragraphs of...enlightening prose. Two short stories follow, authored by Metaspeak.

Written in Python 3.0.

The Calculator Filed

A bell and the crime should plan a sea. Around a lacking turn and than the worm, a swing strictly can travel an acidic shoe. A subsequent death gathers the robust shame! The reminiscent sky will not cycle an animated card. Round a brief milk, an end else injures the pale songs.

A reward can not mate and is going to trip via the therapeutic wren. Fortunately, a shirt carves the action! A range jokes and paints the celery! The quicksand shall not have supplied and grated as muscle. The earthquake and the fang affords since a far-flung question! The rose informs and informs per an efficient wine. A debt is going to have avoided and would not have ruined an eye. Stealthily, the stocking opens the changeable mitten. A knife and the transport would skip plus the mark. The airport should not label and could not soothe the quixotic smash!

A whistle shall not have commanded and refused save a low governor. A deep pie suits the nimble box. An encouraging club silently is going to have licked the drab worm!

Greedily, the ice is not going to have knoted the roomy zipper. Towards the wind, a quill dramatically shared the stick. Famously, a value occurs the ill-fated fork. A hysterical lunchroom will not walk a zany hand! A hospital will not have tried and was not roted around anger. A meat should not have spilled and welcomed an astonishing winter. The cultured system restfully would have filled the sincere word. Scarily, the attraction was not collected the mind. Tightly, a marble could not plug a cable. An afraid flower coyly would not have expanded an absent rail! An instrument and the orange can heap a cherry. Between a beautiful calculator and about the cracker, a baseball poorly would have skied the educated cattle. A bath judged and should not have cheated at teeth. But an aboard uncle and excluding a sock, a pizza awkwardly can fool an amuck distance. The pest shall not have beamed a lamentable cap. The colorful key healthily presents the common tank!

The sign bakes the mature route. Not, a popcorn embarrasses an impulse. Easily, the heat wrestled a badge. With a railway, the bait deeply can not flow a balance. But the untidy bike, the house slightly can paste the groovy plastic. Since the dysfunctional teaching and concerning the selection, the advice roughly should not have washed the loose humor. To the touch, a jam shakily is going to order a bed. The language would have claimed and should not have skied the strange bucket. The bike and the office is not going to untidy above a known range. Gratefully, the cushion can smash an elastic insect.

A Camera Is Not Going To Provide

Across the airport, the sheep cruelly divides the tenuous smell. A squirrel approved the divergent value. Above the credit, a trade painfully scratches a yummy quicksand. Virtually, a breath mines the economic vessel. Aboard the third steam and like the driving, a north inwardly appears the lamentable fang! But a notebook, the sweater usually annoies a beneficial value.

Down a knot, a fairy likely can not play the industry. As the orange, a respect scarcely will not pop the stingy quiet. The parcel is not going to have knited and curved behind a functional home. A plant phoned and is going to have straped the wave. Against an equable agreement and through the sister, the library warmly could have grabed the abrasive cellar. The statement will collect and is going to test the neighborly ink. Considering the grape, the insect deceivingly can not fade a best shoe. With the long duck, a circle queasily orders the alive grass. The cart cracks and continues per the acidic effect. The bucket excused.

The punishment collects and mines regarding the plucky dog. A gold will not end and should not dam save money. Considering a throne, the stove quickly disappears a quaint mine. The precious wish boastfully is going to have extended a minor scarecrow. A seashore arrived and could not have connected a madly bat. Beside a wrist, the instrument tensely can not wriggle the bee. An orange should not rush and will not desert between team. For the week, the oil viciously refuses a dock.